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[Jul 10th, 2009 * 3:38pm] |
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It is disappointing to see that the Ministry is still planning on enforcing its communist will upon us innocent students. I have a duty to my family that involves running our business, thank you very much, and no time for such nonsense as "work experience initiatives." Unlike some of my peers who have done little for the last two years, I have been apprenticed already. Clearly, this is a waste of my time and a concerted effort to destroy my family's business. I don't know how I will have the time to do both.
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[Jun 30th, 2009 * 5:12am] |
I see that lists are the new trend du jour and while I hesitate to encourage such silly fads, I cannot help but feel that I must give some input into the supposed attractiveness of the males of this community. Where to begin?
How to Rate Men
5. The Perfect Man
An unattainable dream I have of someone who I may actually marry.
Examples: None.
4. Not Completely Repulsive
The men who do not automatically make me want to vomit upon thinking about them. Appropriately cultured and presumably not hideous. Also, pureblooded and wealt --
Examples: Draco Malfoy, Theodore Nott, Alexander Burke on a good day.
3. Lacking
A man who may have his good points, but is lacking in one or more areas of study.
Examples: Nikolas Vaisey, Zacharias Smith
2. Repulsive
A man who, for one reason or another, physically repulses. May be utterly hideous, or just so defect in intellect that they are beyond reproach.
Examples: Cormac McLaggen, Anthony Goldstein
1. Unfit for Public Consumption
A man who should not be desired by any woman. The gingers, the idiots, the mudbloo , etc, etc.
Examples: Ron Weasley, Gregory Goyle
I have said my piece. Good day to you all.
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